Me (at the checkout counter): This is great! I need these rubber o-rings and I see they’re marked as 50% off!
Checkout Girl: Yeah
Me: I figured I’d buy two if they’re on sale. I mean, what the heck right?
Checkout Girl: Makes sense.
(She rings it up…the display shows $21,400,000.00)
Checkout Girl: Umm…
Me: Uh, this credit card isn’t going to work. Pretty sure I don’t have a 21 million-dollar credit limit.